They took away my volleyball?!!?!

The fuckers! Conspirators!? Downright not nice people!!!!

So I'm happily minding my own business with a little prep work for next week, when all of a sudden my co-teacher ruins EVERYTHING... I've been relegated to the bench!?!?! Apparently the powers that be decided to add a new rule to the inter-school volleyball tournament... NO WHITEY ALLOWED?!

Now, who am I to argue with their authority? They make the rules, I just get fucked by them. It's the nature of things here. At any rate the reason behind this rule is due to my being "too tall". Apparently, because I'm tall, it makes me some kind of volleyball star. I'm certainly no slouch, but hardly worthy of being banned from playing. The principal explained that when we played practice games against the other schools, they would complain that I shouldn't play. He tried to work some magic but alas, none of the other schools want me to play... May you all get spiked in the face!?!?

I have to watch what I eat beacause of my stomach problems, as well as avoid all alcohol. So, not only do I lose my volleyball... I lose the only other good thing about my job (besides the students). The party time dinners!? Apparently Friday night will be a serious shindig with the school. They're planning on going to this super high end noraebang after a feast of some seafood type sustenance. My guess is, 2 bottles of whiskey (I also noticed a new bottle of vodka in the office fridge) and enough soju to drown an elephant... Damnit all to HELL!?@#!@?#