Monday, April 5, 2010

3 cups of coffee, 2 cigarettes, and 0 classes

Tuesdays suck. My first class doesn't begin until 2:00pm and I've nothing to do.

"Prepare."

No. I've prepared my lessons for the next 3 weeks and I don't want to get too far ahead of myself.

Desk-sitting is what Tuesdays and Thursdays are all about! The gods have played a cruel joke on me, I've nothing to do but bow to them and their great plan.
동준 just said hello to me for the 5th time this morning. Maybe he wants to set a new record. But despite the blatantly stupid scheduling of my classes, I must say my job here at **** elementary is particularly sweet. With the problematic exception of my co-teacher, everyone here loves me... And it's not the condescending type either!

We all get along great at this school, not the cheesy 'happy family' kind of getting along either. We get along because 1-2(ish) times a week everyone at my school goes out and works hard at getting as shitfaced as possible together.

-Volleyball day? "Let's get drunk!"

-MOE overlords visited our school? "Fuck soju, tonight we're drinking whiskey!"

-The spicy squid for lunch was particularly tasty today? "4:30 SOJU TIME!!?!"

Yes, our relationships are built and fueled by booze. The very best social lubricant available to our disposal in this country. And it's not just the men either. Those ladies can drink a lot of the dudes under the floormats. Apparently 제현 just got punched by a girl. He came to get a hug.

I'm tired of writing about nothing. Time for coffee #4 and cigarette #3.

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