Laxatives are the Devil?!

Grade 3!The players:- 나영, 지영, 지윤

Great class... We started practicing phonics which made me want to pull out my hair, because 지윤 refuses to speak above a whisper. After 20 gueling minutes of that I decided to try reading a book with them (Tomorrow's Alphabet). They were sounding out words like little pro's. It was awesome!?

Grade 6!The players:- 지성, 인해, 동우, 금지, 양선, 은영, 민성, Donkey

I like to use my afterschool class to review shit we learned in the regular English classes. We reviewed the 4 seasons unique to only Korea(oops?). They actually remembered a lot of what we learned before so it was easy breezy. I decided to give em a week-long group project writing a story about the changing seasons. They sat down, shut up and did their work. Kudos to them!

Grade 5!The players: 지호, 은정, 윤정, 은주, 히재, 정훈, 동율

We watched a movie. They earned a break after a whole month of having English expressions pounded into their heads mercilessly. (thanks to the Busan MOE for making me teach that retarded little book)

Home

I was feeling kind of backed up so I bought some laxatives at the local drugstore. I made sure to ask the chick if they were powerful (I needed serious relief). She said "oh yes vely stlong". I took 2... nothing after 2 hours... I took 2 more... nothing. I went to sleep pissed off because I wasted 1500won.

Woke up with a serious hard-on. They finally did their job and it was all I could do to make it to the toilet before I exploded. Ahhhhh relief.